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Victorian Pink Fire Opal Necklace

This lovely piece of pink fire opal is set on a victorian style pendant. Accented with an intricate pattern, this pendant features flowers and vines to provide an organic feel. Hung on a 16” steel chain. Sold on Etsy.

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

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bootsandpantsandbootsandpants:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.


i fucking hate pro-lifers

bootsandpantsandbootsandpants:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

i fucking hate pro-lifers

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rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

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theparanoidbunny:

okay, but imagine this: human nepeta with a cleft lip and human equius with partial dentures. forgive the ugly gray lines around the edges, i had to use the snip tool bc sai wont let me save anything.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.

I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.

I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.

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jajakuroneko:

excuseyoukyofu:

"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.

"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America

I always find it so interesting when older people mention that. Like, does the simple fact that we have technology excuse you from treating us with the same respect that you demand? Does using that technology as a surrogate not show that we can’t fucking trust you? There’s a reason we do everything we can in the world to make sure that you entitled fuckers don’t fuck up our technology. You fucked everything else up that you ever put your hands on. This is ours. We made it what it is. Do not think you’re entitled to it, too.

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cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…

I totally bought that he was right.

I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.

Wow

THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J

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